I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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