Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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