i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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