Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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