Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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