i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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