Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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