Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
