dude i'm inner monologue high
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
What a dumb baby whore.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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