When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
