After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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