i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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