Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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