I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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