so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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