ugly people sure do ruin things
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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