Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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