Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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