We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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