Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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