tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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