i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
not ubering you a puppy
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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