i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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