How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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