Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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