Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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