Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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