Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i think i have two assholes
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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