I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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