you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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