I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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