If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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