We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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