these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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