super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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