And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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