jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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