We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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