And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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