don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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