I wish I could punch you in the face.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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