It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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