Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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