We're facebook friends in real life
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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