Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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