i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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