I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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