id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
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