hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Randomize
