i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I lost the right to judge tonight
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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