You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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